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I am so excited I had to stop this video in the middle to go relieve myself, or maybe that was just the influence of all the flowing water. This is one of the coolest inventions since microwave popcorn. I do not want the personal water craft anymore, I want one of these personal water JET PACKS! It is very impractical, but you fly! kinda… Well he is tethered to his floating pump, but unlike other "jet packs" it can sustain flight for more then a minute.

The inventor, Raymond Li, was awarded a patent for this device 2007. You can order your own now at http://www.jetlev-flyer.com/

Here is a not so spectacular, but more entertaining attempt to fly with water power.

And a real jet pack for comparison…